Anachronism Enthusiast Pillows

Hunter Gatherer of the Month.

'I'm tired of hunting and gathering... doesn't anyone deliver?'

"It's a forgery, alright! And by the looks of it... a fairly recent one."

"When we're under siege, don't wait for the elevators."

Meals on Wheels

"This may be the night he asks me ... I saw him looking at engagement clubs today."

'If we hurry, maybe we can catch it on the five o'clock news.'

Forget about it, Ghak. Your 'Golf' will NEVER gain acceptance!

"Fish and chips are off!"

"Let's go serfin' now, everybody's learning how..."

'The hole in the middle? - That's the glove compartment.'

'Lucky I brought a spare.'

The Iron Age: Day One.

'Impressive. I didn't think something that fancy wouldn't be invented at least until the year 1850.'

'How was I supposed to know that this is a no parking zone?'

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

"Their cave paintings are all landscapes and still lifes. That tells you all you need to know."

"My mind is still on vacation."

"He was nothing like his profile."

"Dibs on his Fitbit."

"Hot Pocket"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"We're following Carrot Top."

Moses' Tablet

Physician tending a mummy.

Cord cutter

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"Hipsters"

"Right here's fine."

"Early model of baggage claim"

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."