Anachronism Appreciator Pillows

'Living nine hundred years is okay, except you feel so darn anachronistic!'

Egyptian bowler.

"Look, Grog... Me invent road-rage!"

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

"...These are chicken nuggets."

Passworded Chastity Belts

"I've just sent you a text, Ugg!"

"By the way, I like to play with intentional tagging."

Caveman trying to light a gas oven by rubbing a stick into it

Cave Clowns.

'Well how about that? Lady Godiva got herself a Harley!'

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

"Okay...so I cheated."

'He's calling Running Bear on his mobile.'

'Do you have any wine from the Ming dynasty?'

'What can I for you, squire?'

Medieval catapult on beach smashing sandcastle.

'No parking.'

iClaudius

"This one is really gonna blow their minds."

Baroque skier

Why, prithee, wouldst thou add a slice of pumpkin pie to a vessel of coffee?

The Lesser Pyramids

"I'll be over at Geoffrey d'Anglouleme's place, settling his hash."

"Things get more interesting at noon."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"...and these are my #followers."

"You're pretty fast stranger, but that's your cell phone."

"But neighbor Schultz get ten." "Our toon get two likes." "Good grief."

Moses' Tablet

"So, shirts versus skins, then?"

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

Say, Gutenberg, do you think you could print up some bingo cards?

Hang on, Jebediah, gotta put you on speaker.

"Hey, so sorry to do this - Do you think we could push to Pistols at Two?"