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'...Then simply press to reveal where all the roads lead to!'

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'Sorry, I can't talk now, I'm driving.'

"Dang, there go our insurance rates!"

The jigsaw is born.

'It's a rock made of plastic.'

'We can offer you third party and theft. Fire hasn't been invented yet.'

Admiral Nelson commanding a small car ferry

"Hey everyone, it's day three and I'm still going strong."

"We've finished the hunting and gathering. Let's invent the vacation!"

"... And would sir like a straw with that?"

'You may cut the cards.'

Robert the Brucie.

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"Straight texting is fine but the upload time for graphics files is ridiculous."

"If only fossil fuels had developed sufficiently, we could have taken the car"

'This is Whonk - He's my designated hitter.'

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"You there, serf Mike, have you seen my charger?"

Cavemen Play Golf.

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"This is your captain speaking."

"This is where our trails divide, Luke. You have my E-mail address, right?"

A renaissance man switches on a light

Two cowboys fight using remote control cowboys

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"... And here we see some tourists trapped behind the glass."

"Yes. I unfriended Michael."

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Drawing of ancient golfer

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Oooh... bacon!"

"Aye Captain, this be perfect for the plank!"

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