Anachronism Aficionados Gifts

Cord cutter

Ruth and her new cordless telephone.

I don't think either of those two things will ever be useful. One ran over my foot and the other burned my hand!

"For crying out loud, Adam, put this on before you catch a cold."

Early videos

I pay 125 clams a year on road taxes.

The First Selfie!

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"We're following Carrot Top."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Physician tending a mummy.

Moses' Tablet

"Right here's fine."

"Early model of baggage claim"

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Hipsters"

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"Your remote control, sire."

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"Professor, this changes everything."

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"Hot Pocket"

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

"Oooh... bacon!"

'It's okay, they're with me.'

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.