Modern Anachronism Enjoyers Gifts

"Would it have killed him to put in a basketball hoop?!"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"We're following Carrot Top."

Moses' Tablet

Physician tending a mummy.

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Cord cutter

"Early model of baggage claim"

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"Hipsters"

"Right here's fine."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

"Your remote control, sire."

"Professor, this changes everything."

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"Oooh... bacon!"

"Hot Pocket"

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

'It's okay, they're with me.'

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.

'We'll need some time-delay remote detonators and a big brick of C-4.'

"This is your captain speaking."