Modern Anachronism Enjoyers Pillows

"Would it have killed him to put in a basketball hoop?!"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"We're following Carrot Top."

Physician tending a mummy.

Moses' Tablet

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Cord cutter

"Right here's fine."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"Hipsters"

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Early model of baggage claim"

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"Professor, this changes everything."

"Your remote control, sire."

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"Hot Pocket"

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"Oooh... bacon!"

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

'It's okay, they're with me.'

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.

"All I need now is a trainer!"

"This is your captain speaking."