Anachronism Fan Gifts

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

'I'm afraid it's Mad Cow Disease.'

Cavemen playing darts.

DVD and Goliath - "When Harry met Sally on widescreen, mmm"

'This bike has been frozen in the ice for over 4,000 years. The tribe who built it was probably more intelligent than the other tribes of that time period.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"We're following Carrot Top."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Moses' Tablet

Physician tending a mummy.

Cord cutter

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Right here's fine."

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

"Hipsters"

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"Professor, this changes everything."

"Your remote control, sire."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"Hot Pocket"

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

"Oooh... bacon!"

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

'It's okay, they're with me.'

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.

'We'll need some time-delay remote detonators and a big brick of C-4.'