Anachronism Fan Mugs

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

'I'm afraid it's Mad Cow Disease.'

Cavemen playing darts.

DVD and Goliath - "When Harry met Sally on widescreen, mmm"

'This bike has been frozen in the ice for over 4,000 years. The tribe who built it was probably more intelligent than the other tribes of that time period.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"We're following Carrot Top."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Physician tending a mummy.

Moses' Tablet

Cord cutter

"Hipsters"

"Right here's fine."

"Early model of baggage claim"

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"Professor, this changes everything."

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"Your remote control, sire."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"Hot Pocket"

"Oooh... bacon!"

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

'It's okay, they're with me.'

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.

"All I need now is a trainer!"

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'