Anachronism Aficionado Mugs

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

Cavemen carving first wheel and first parking meter

"They've deployed their new missile defense system."

'My startup could really use a pioneer type like you.'

You've been getting too much sun, Icarus.

"Are you the party who called tech support?"

Caveman invents car tire.

"Here, try the blow torch I bought on eCave?"

Magna Carta Shock - Incorrect Royal Seal

"I'm telling you - my last slave ship was powered by a palm pilot."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

We are downsizing due to the merger of our hunting and gathering divisions.

Downtown Express Turned Stagecoach As Two Cowboys Ride On The Front

'Nice invention, but what about jet lag?'

David takes down Goliath using a nano-satellite.

Texas messaging by cowboy

"We're going to have to erase your search history."

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"I'm searching for cobalt, a vital part of those lithium-ion car batteries. But more important, I have to find some oats for the donkey."

Jousting

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"I love, love, love the faux stucco — is that new?"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"We're following Carrot Top."

Physician tending a mummy.

Moses' Tablet

Cord cutter

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Early model of baggage claim"

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

"Right here's fine."

"Hipsters"

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop