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Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.

Norman Wisdom

'We'll need some time-delay remote detonators and a big brick of C-4.'

'We're renovating.'

"Where’s the varmint who hitched his Vespa to my post?"

"Professor, this changes everything."

'I invented the parking ticket.'

"All I need now is a trainer!"

Physician tending a mummy.

Early traffic survey

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"What's a patent?"

"We're following Carrot Top."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Moses' Tablet

Cord cutter

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Right here's fine."

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

"Hipsters"

"Early model of baggage claim"

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"Your remote control, sire."

"Oooh... bacon!"

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

"Hot Pocket"