Novel Archaeologist Gifts

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'I told you it would be useful.'

The first car accident.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Tut and Carmen.

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

A caveman paints from life

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"And this is our media room."

Physician tending a mummy.

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'