Literary Archaeologist Gifts

A man finds the first edition of the Ten Commandments written on stone tablets in a bookstore.

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Meet The Author"

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Bookworm

Victor Hugo

Reading my Critics

The Dorrie Decimal System

Blue Stockings

'He likes to power nap.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

John Bunyan

Characters jumping out of a book.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Don Quixote

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"Oh, this old thing?"

"It's a play on words."

Sue the Author 3PM

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

Thomas Hardy

"Barb's such a fast reader."