Literary Archaeologist Pillows

A man finds the first edition of the Ten Commandments written on stone tablets in a bookstore.

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Meet The Author"

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

The Bookworm

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Reading my Critics

The Dorrie Decimal System

Blue Stockings

'He likes to power nap.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

John Bunyan

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Characters jumping out of a book.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Don Quixote

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

"It's a play on words."

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Sue the Author 3PM

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"Oh, this old thing?"

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

Thomas Hardy

"Barb's such a fast reader."

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.