Literary Scientist Pillows

The Great Chemical Novel.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Meet The Author"

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Victor Hugo

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

The Dorrie Decimal System

'Hamlet'

Blue Stockings

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

'He likes to power nap.'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

The Demise of Tinkerbell

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

John Bunyan

Shakespeare was bisexual

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."