Artsy Archeologist Gifts

Easter Island Candles.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'I told you it would be useful.'

The first car accident.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Tut and Carmen.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

A caveman paints from life

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Interdisciplinary studies.

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"And this is our media room."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Physician tending a mummy.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

Hadrian's Wall

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"