Artful Antiquarian Gifts

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Antiques

Dog and Human Archaeologists

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

"It's the usual promise to cut taxes"

Mammoth Posing

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

Art Critics.

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

The dead sea scrolls

"I'm still looking, sir?"

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

Books of Tablets

Fall in the Greek Temple

"Maybe it needs a caption."

Cave Painter

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

"Aha! - Proof that this is definitely an iron-age site..."

"Don't try to blame this mess on your father!"

The Old Curiosity Shop

"The discovery of paleolithic still lifes."

Ever notice if you speed-read these cave drawings you invent animation?

'I'm thinking of doing an illustrated memoir.'

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

'You're breaking up...please text me.'