Artful Antiquarian Pillows

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Antiques

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

Dog and Human Archaeologists

Infographics: the early years.

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

"It's the usual promise to cut taxes"

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

This action stuff is okay, but try a romance or comedy next time.

Mammoth Posing

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

Art Critics.

The dead sea scrolls

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

"I'm still looking, sir?"

Books of Tablets

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

Fall in the Greek Temple

"Maybe it needs a caption."

Cave Painter

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

"Aha! - Proof that this is definitely an iron-age site..."

The Old Curiosity Shop

"Don't try to blame this mess on your father!"

'I'm thinking of doing an illustrated memoir.'

"I'll take it."

"The discovery of paleolithic still lifes."

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"