Quirky Antiques Admirer Gifts

"I'll take it."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Second hand furniture.

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"Say hello to my little friend."

The americanisation of vulture.

Cactus seats.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

Antiques

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Mythical Family of Four.

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

Le Penseur (D' Apres Rodin)

Souvenirs.

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

"What a way to go."

Teddy Roosevelt

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'

"Well, your bloodwork came back very cosmopolitan."

Handcuffs.

Deer Barber

Mutated creature emerging from the Department of Genetic Research.

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?