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"I'll take it."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Second hand furniture.

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

The americanisation of vulture.

"Say hello to my little friend."

Cactus seats.

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Antiques

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

Mythical Family of Four.

Souvenirs.

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

"What a way to go."

Teddy Roosevelt

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."

Deer Barber

"I'm still looking, sir?"

"Well, your bloodwork came back very cosmopolitan."