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Something for Everyone!

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Archimedes statue with a lever

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Duck Hunt

Raincloud Umbrella

'What clan do you belong to?'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Early cyborg.

Best before 65 million BC.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Fishing for Birds

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

Ice shelfie.

Letter Collecting Nerd

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.