Quirky Archeologist T-Shirts

Easter Bunny Island

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

Archimedes statue with a lever

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Stonehenge Explained

Letter Collecting Nerd

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

Genetic Fingerprinting.

StonesHendge.

Reinventing the Wheel

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'This 'Palestine' place you're giving to us - Will we have the mineral rights?'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

A caveman attempting to make a cart

"R.V. Lintel- Inventor of Polyroc

"You just made medical history Mr Burnside. Your're the first one ever struck by lightning while on a bed pan."

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

"My book is actually about 12th century Etruscan pottery but I thought it might sell better if I aimed it at the children's market."

Scottish Independence: The Union Jock.

'Ever since I had a disease named after me, people seem to keep their distance.'

"I'll take it."

'Somebody got some sun.'

'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'

'I'm writing my dissertation on Latte Sizes.'