Tech-savvy Archaeologist T-Shirts

'My God, you're right Hawkins - It is the missing hyper-link.'

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

Stonehenge Explained

Pan Extension Chord

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Early Programmers.

Coffee shop

"Writer's block?"

Wow, Ernie, another previously undiscovered tomb. And it has some unusual images. Is that a picture of the first sandwich? A thumbs up is next to it. The first "like"! Here's a drawing of a family and a heart has been added. The first emoji! This bird looks exactly like one we saw in the last tomb. The first retweet. Could this be the first social media? Yes! And this is how they scrolled!

"A virus ate my homework."

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

How to create a password you can remember...

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

Astronaut Selfie.

Scenic selfie site

The dead sea scrolls

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

Tarzan mobile phone

'Data, data everywhere!'

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

"The Holy Grail? Have you checked eBay?"