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Archaeologist Discovers Cave Art Web Address.

How to create a password you can remember...

"I'm new here. Do you have a computer with an old operating system?"

Boss, the health inspector is here. Excellent. My hacker just finished restoring all the inspector's social media posts dating back to 1994. Tell him "It'd be a shame if someone's career were ruined by a 20-year-old video of him doing the Macarena in the buff." Don't wink too much. But not too little, either. Very bad man.

Early Programmers.

'Pardon me, sir, but your cell phone is really, really dated.'

'What's all this talk about books? They'll never replace CD-ROMs.'

"When I was your age, I went OUT to play."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Baby Screen Time

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

Wow, Ernie, another previously undiscovered tomb. And it has some unusual images. Is that a picture of the first sandwich? A thumbs up is next to it. The first "like"! Here's a drawing of a family and a heart has been added. The first emoji! This bird looks exactly like one we saw in the last tomb. The first retweet. Could this be the first social media? Yes! And this is how they scrolled!

"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email." "So?" "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs." "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply." "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts." "Just delete stuff." "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"Writer's block?"

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

"Cool bonfire app, man."

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

"I've left the children to their own devices."

Virtual Lap Dancing

Don't give up the hunting and gathering.

"And can one illuminate the manuscript?"

National Archives

"Great, but where are all the books?"

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

"Can't believe you've still got an eight-track player in this thing."