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'We've come full circle. Now on the Internet everybody knows you're a dog.'

Latest social media panic...

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Physician tending a mummy.

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

Evolution Exam Results.

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

Ruddy bloggers!

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Slavery Reparations

The Evolution Of Man.

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

Zora Neale Hurston

'I'd go back if I were you.'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.