Digital Humanist T-Shirts

Twitter: 'The Coward's Charter'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

'We've re-branded.'

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

Connected to Technology.

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"I'll never forget you."

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"Fact amnesty"

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

'Can you just send the digital copy?'

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Please stand by...I have temporarily lost my reason.

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

'What does the internet have against my people?'

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password