Digital Philosophers T-Shirts

"I need attention! Does anybody have any?"

Please Help With My Algorithm

'I am simply saying that something is not right when your whole social life is online.'

"If God had meant for man to interact rationally He wouldn't have given them internet forums."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

"Fact amnesty"

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

'Can you just send the digital copy?'

Information about information about information about information.

I think therefore I am.

Domestic Spying Drones

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

'What does the internet have against my people?'

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

Artificial intelligence discovers racism

Please stand by...I have temporarily lost my reason.