Digital Philosophers Gifts

"I need attention! Does anybody have any?"

Please Help With My Algorithm

'I am simply saying that something is not right when your whole social life is online.'

"If God had meant for man to interact rationally He wouldn't have given them internet forums."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"Fact amnesty"

'Can you just send the digital copy?'

I think therefore I am.

Information about information about information about information.

Domestic Spying Drones

Please stand by...I have temporarily lost my reason.

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

'What does the internet have against my people?'

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."