'20,231 Google Citations...Therefore I am.' Descartes in the computer age.
Computer Age Philosopher Gifts
Looking for a gift that speaks to a mind curious about the digital era and philosophical questions? Our collection for the computer age philosopher features witty, thought-provoking designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. These gifts are ideal for those who enjoy contemplating the impact of technology on our lives or simply appreciate clever, tech-inspired humor. Whether for a student, a teacher, or a lifelong learner, discover a gift that sparks curiosity and inspires debate.
No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.
"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."
Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.
"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."
"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."
"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."
'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'
'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'
"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"
"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"
'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'
"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"
'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'
"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."
"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."
"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."
"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."
"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"
I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.
Computer help.
"It's a self-driving skateboard."
"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."
"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"
'Can you just send the digital copy?'
Domestic Spying Drones
I think therefore I am.
Information about information about information about information.
"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."
"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"
"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."
Please stand by...I have temporarily lost my reason.
"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."
"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."
'What does the internet have against my people?'
Computer Age Philosopher Gifts Collection
Computer Age Philosopher Mugs
Discover more from our collection of tech-inspired gifts and find the perfect mug that celebrates the computer age philosopher’s insight and humor.
Computer Age Philosopher Pillows
Add a philosophical touch to your decor with pillows that celebrate the curious mind of the modern digital thinker—comfortable and thought-provoking.
Computer Age Philosopher Prints
Shop our prints that blend philosophy and technology—perfect for inspiring reflection and adding character to any space.
Computer Age Philosopher T-Shirts
Explore our t-shirts featuring clever takes on the digital age—ideal for anyone who loves philosophy, technology, or a bit of both with a witty twist.