Philosopher Of Digital Age Gifts

"Instagram, Facebook, tic tok but who is the real ME?"

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'Can you just send the digital copy?'

Domestic Spying Drones

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

I think therefore I am.

Information about information about information about information.

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

Please stand by...I have temporarily lost my reason.

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

Artificial intelligence discovers racism

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."