Philosopher Of Digital Age Pillows

"Instagram, Facebook, tic tok but who is the real ME?"

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'Can you just send the digital copy?'

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

Domestic Spying Drones

I think therefore I am.

Information about information about information about information.

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

'What does the internet have against my people?'

Please stand by...I have temporarily lost my reason.