Digital Era Thinker Pillows

"I don't identify as a one or a zero."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

The Googler

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

Life after death

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

Evolution...the wifi rhino.

'Can you just send the digital copy?'

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

Please stand by...I have temporarily lost my reason.

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

After the summer holidays

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending" yourself on Facebook."

"Free why-fi.”

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

Moses comes down the mountain with the first silicon chip.

"Hey Google, describe the view."