Internet Age Thinker Pillows

"In the future, everyone will have privacy for fifteen minutes."

The Googler

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Fishbowl rebellion.

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

Downloads.

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

'Can you just send the digital copy?'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

Please stand by...I have temporarily lost my reason.

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

After the summer holidays

"Free why-fi.”

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending" yourself on Facebook."

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

Moses comes down the mountain with the first silicon chip.