Digital Age Philosopher Pillows

Better Living Through Technology

'You have a friend request.'

'Joey, what have I told you? If you can't say something nice, post it on a social media platform.'

'True, we don't give out personal information, but every once in a while, the computer takes it upon itself to spill the beans.'

Fortune-teller: 'AHH, what the...?!'

"No doubt about it. The Internet poses a great threat to personal privacy."

"I never should have given out my wifi password. . ."

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

Ancient Man with Computer Club.

'Can you just send the digital copy?'

"Could I get it as an ebook?"

'When I'm finished with you would you like me to update your status?'

"User name and password?"

'Well, technically I suppose you're not breaking your vow of silence.'

Dotcom begging.

'I lost my job - I was replace by an app.'

Facebook: a dating site for friends

"I don't know what the big deal is about fake news. It's not like anyone reads."

"At around 2:53 this video gets hilarious, I swear!"

'I've put up a paywall.'

Man sees his double in ID parade. Policeman says: 'Please indicate which of these men stole your identity.'

Vents, real and digital.

"Not many here - but he was very popular on social media."

"Around here, we don't say 'A penny for your thoughts.' We say 'A bitcoin for your brains.'"

After 15 years Mike was released

"It's a new tv quiz show."

"Mind if I clear my browser history first?"

"You're allowed to post one tweet..."

"Actually write thank-you notes to my best customers with a pen and paper? But I wouldn't have spell check!"

"It's right there in the e-mail, John- knife fight."

"Watch yourself--we're under surveillance."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Etsy. Recommended for you."

"In the future, everyone will experience 15 minutes of public shame."

Books vs. Phones