Digital Philosopher Pillows

"One question: If this is the Information Age, how come nobody knows anything?"

'You've stumped me with that question, I think that's something you need to Google'

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Loneliness on Facebook.

The Blogger.

'Waiting for Godotcom.'

Data at landfill

"Who would of thought that with this many 'friends' one could feel so alone."

Soul Search / No Results

"Halfway through the upload it crashed."

"Harold keeps googling his name. He's trying to find himself."

The Thinker (with a laptop).

"The algorithms that control your future say things are looking good. . ."

'If you were interested in what I think you'd read my blog!'

"A picture is worth 1,000 words."

"Do you think that social media is dumbing-down the art of conversation?"

'Oh, look...Facebook has added a new feature. Instead of 'unfriending,' you can now 'devalue' a friendship.'

For more details visit www.hellinahandbasket.com.

Pastor, is misrepresenting myself on social media a sin?

"...the computer broke down, and we all had to think."

"According to google, yahoo and bing, the meaning of life is 'more data space'."

'I program, therefore I am,,,,'

Digito Ergo Sum.

Facebook Beggar.

"To prove I'm human, and not a spam bot, this site wants me to solve the mystery of the universe. Why couldn't they just ask if fire is hot or cold?"

"That's why you're in here! You're abnormal!"

"It's a book, dear. It doesn't need any batteries."

"Before you go through the gates of heaven think back to the early days of the internet. Did you ever visit or post anything homophobic, racist or sexist? Tell me now or I will find out."

"I have a comment but nowhere to send it."

"With all the AI and deep fake technology, I'm not even sure what's real anymore."

Weapons of Mass Comparison

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"If you retweet it and you have '0' followers, was it retweeted?"

A panhandler with a sign that reads "Home-pageless".

"Do you know of any good empathy apps?"