Digital Philosopher Mugs

"One question: If this is the Information Age, how come nobody knows anything?"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

The Blogger.

'Waiting for Godotcom.'

"Who would of thought that with this many 'friends' one could feel so alone."

Soul Search / No Results

Data at landfill

"Halfway through the upload it crashed."

The Thinker (with a laptop).

'If you were interested in what I think you'd read my blog!'

"A picture is worth 1,000 words."

"The algorithms that control your future say things are looking good. . ."

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Facebook Beggar.

'I program, therefore I am,,,,'

"...the computer broke down, and we all had to think."

Digito Ergo Sum.

"To prove I'm human, and not a spam bot, this site wants me to solve the mystery of the universe. Why couldn't they just ask if fire is hot or cold?"

Pastor, is misrepresenting myself on social media a sin?

"That's why you're in here! You're abnormal!"

"Do you think that social media is dumbing-down the art of conversation?"

"Hey! On social media they say it's all bad, so walk with a stooped back and stop grinning!"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Any idea what the password is for reactivating dad?"

"I have no weekend plans. I only exist within the context of this zoom call and when you hang up I will die."

A panhandler with a sign that reads "Home-pageless".

"If you retweet it and you have '0' followers, was it retweeted?"

Life Hacks

"I accept the cult’s ‘terms and conditions’? I’ve never seen that before."

"Oh, Larry. My heart says 'yes,' but my brain's plasticity says 'I have to update my Facebook status.'"

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

"Do you know of any good empathy apps?"

"Aren't we friends on Facebook?"

Reminder: You're sad