Digital Age Philosopher Gifts

Better Living Through Technology

'I deplore the lack of internet privacy and so do 5,000 of my Facebook friends,'

'Yeah, very impressive - but can you improve my website's Search Engine Ranking?'

'You have a friend request.'

'Joey, what have I told you? If you can't say something nice, post it on a social media platform.'

"I know about the birds and the bees. Can you explain Bitcoin?

'Dad, what's the point of you and Mom working so hard if your names don't even show up on a Google search?'

'True, we don't give out personal information, but every once in a while, the computer takes it upon itself to spill the beans.'

Fortune-teller: 'AHH, what the...?!'

"I never should have given out my wifi password. . ."

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

"No doubt about it. The Internet poses a great threat to personal privacy."

Ancient Man with Computer Club.

'Can you just send the digital copy?'

"Could I get it as an ebook?"

'When I'm finished with you would you like me to update your status?'

"User name and password?"

Dotcom begging.

'I lost my job - I was replace by an app.'

'Well, technically I suppose you're not breaking your vow of silence.'

Vents, real and digital.

After 15 years Mike was released

"I don't know what the big deal is about fake news. It's not like anyone reads."

Facebook: a dating site for friends

"Mind if I clear my browser history first?"

Man sees his double in ID parade. Policeman says: 'Please indicate which of these men stole your identity.'

"Around here, we don't say 'A penny for your thoughts.' We say 'A bitcoin for your brains.'"

"It's a new tv quiz show."

"Not many here - but he was very popular on social media."

"You're allowed to post one tweet..."

'I've put up a paywall.'

'I think I'll wait for the movie.'

"At around 2:53 this video gets hilarious, I swear!"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Psychiatric Clinic. It's a new sort of inferiority complex that starts when a subject thinks he is not being targeted by online ads.