Digital Era Thinker Prints

"I don't identify as a one or a zero."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

The Googler

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

Evolution...the wifi rhino.

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

Life after death

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

'Can you just send the digital copy?'

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

Please stand by...I have temporarily lost my reason.

Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

After the summer holidays

'I think I'll wait for the movie.'

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending" yourself on Facebook."

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"Free why-fi.”

Moses comes down the mountain with the first silicon chip.