Digital Age Ponderers Prints

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

'Can you just send the digital copy?'

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

Please stand by...I have temporarily lost my reason.

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

After the summer holidays

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

'I think I'll wait for the movie.'

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

Moses comes down the mountain with the first silicon chip.

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

"Embarrassing things that happen to you in the bedroom stay in the bedroom. . . and on facebook."

"Free why-fi.”

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending" yourself on Facebook."

Better Living Through Technology

'You have a friend request.'

Fortune-teller: 'AHH, what the...?!'

"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."

"According to google, yahoo and bing, the meaning of life is 'more data space'."

Evolution in the Era of the Selfie