Digital Life Ponderer Prints

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Online form - Submit.

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Textin’"

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

"Death coach..."

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

Progress?

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

Baxter finally gets a life

After the summer holidays

Truth

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."