Digital Life Explorer Prints

"Huh. According to this, I've logged more screen hours than actually exist in a day."

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

"These endless software updates are killing your joie de vivre."

'Don't you dare 'unfriend' me, Frank, I'm your wife!'

Wi-fied piper

Researching Life's Deepest Questions! How do I keep tabs on my daughter's internet use? How do I block my mother online?

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Online form - Submit.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

Likes: $2.

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Textin’"

Real Life/Surreal Life

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."