Digital Life Explorer Gifts

"Huh. According to this, I've logged more screen hours than actually exist in a day."

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

"These endless software updates are killing your joie de vivre."

'Don't you dare 'unfriend' me, Frank, I'm your wife!'

Wi-fied piper

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Online form - Submit.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

Likes: $2.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Textin’"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."