Digital Life Advocate Gifts

"My mommy's passwords are stronger than your mommy's passwords."

"My email is down... talk to me."

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"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Graduates on their phones

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"You are still here."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

'Do you want the pill, the suppository, the patch, or the app?'

'Follow the revolution on Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Blogspot,,,'

'You see this app? It starts a revolution.'

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

Error: Out of memory.

"And do you also promise to be LinkedIn for life, facebook friends forever and to stay off Tinder till you're burnt to a cinder?"

We only asked him to switch off his mobile and he seems to have shut down completely,

"Why do I bother to evangelize online when no one listens?"

Why god isn't listening...

That night, Andy attempted to start a Twitter revolution.

M.D. We call it "MySpace Wrist." Stop taking pictures of yourself.

"Which side of the plates do the cellphones go?"

"Well sorry doc, but that's not the reading I get from my digital wrist heart monitor."

'I'd like to discuss your child's inability to interact with other children around him.'

Coffee then and coffee now.

A twitter logo pooping on Trump's head

Save the Files on the Cloud.

"Polishing my mouse just doesn't have the same calming effect as sharpening my pencil."

"Mom, I can't take the stress of social media. I'm running away from my home page!"

Digital Alternatives

"I stole a smart car- it texted the police and picked me out in an identity parade."

"Kids, could you do Mommy a huge favor and go really far away from me? Thanks."

"Buffering... buffering... buffering..."

Police brutality caught and spread by phone.

"It might be easier for me to follow if you could animate the fractions."

"What's up? Never heard of e-snail before?"