Digital Age Advocate Gifts

"I don't know why we need a qr code when all they have on the menu is dog food."

We only asked him to switch off his mobile and he seems to have shut down completely,

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"My email is down... talk to me."

Online form - Submit.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

Modern Life Blues

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

"The Internet ate my baby!"

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

"I hope you're not reading fake news."

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

Statue of liberty selfie

Modern Portrait Gallery

Smith and Hobson: People replacing people with apps and robots since 2009.

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'