Digital Age Advocate Gifts

"I don't know why we need a qr code when all they have on the menu is dog food."

We only asked him to switch off his mobile and he seems to have shut down completely,

"My email is down... talk to me."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Online form - Submit.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

Modern Life Blues

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

"I hope you're not reading fake news."

Smith and Hobson: People replacing people with apps and robots since 2009.

Modern Portrait Gallery

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."