Cyber Philosopher Gifts

"I just can't stop checking my personal email. I don't know what I'm expecting to see in my inbox."

Happening Now

"To 01100010 01100010 01100101. – That is the question."

Brainwashing

First Church: Sunday's Topic - Thou Shalt Not Blog Against Thy Neighbour.'

'It wasn't a hasty decision. A lot of blogging went into it.'

'On the other hand, how do we know God isn't a member of our chat group?'

"What you need, Harold, is to computerize your inner soul."

"Hang on! - Before we chat, I must tell you that I'm using cookies to monitor this conversation while also collecting your personal data. . ."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Moses on the web

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'Can you just send the digital copy?'

I think therefore I am.

Information about information about information about information.