Internet Philosophers Gifts

I can't decide if I want my blog to be G-rated or X-rated. On the one hand, "blog" is just a four-letter word. But on the other hand, cleanliness is next to blogginess. ?

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

Coffee. The phrase "where everybody knows your name" used to sound warm and friendly. Now, with all our personal information exposed online, it sounds scary!

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

'My daughter read on the internet about a hip replacement with free built-in MP3 player,'

'Can you just send the digital copy?'

Domestic Spying Drones

I think therefore I am.

Information about information about information about information.

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

Please stand by...I have temporarily lost my reason.

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."