Online Philosophers Gifts

'He googles you. That's how God knows everything about you.'

The Proust of Twitter

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

"Just remember, kid...whether you post on Facebook, Twitter or YouTube...it's all show biz."

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

'What does the internet have against my people?'

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

The Thinker (with a laptop).

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

Digito Ergo Sum.

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help the Google?"

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

"With all the AI and deep fake technology, I'm not even sure what's real anymore."

"It's from the Facebook company. They're buying out every messaging platform."

"At last! - A text from Godot!!"

Information Macht Frei

Psychology Clinic. Most potent example of solipsism I've ever seen --- he follows himself on Twitter.

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

'When I googled myself, and nothing came up, I began to question my own existence!'

"According to google, yahoo and bing, the meaning of life is 'more data space'."

'So much effort to meet me? Man, you just should have visited my website!'

'I blog, therefore I am.'

"Do you know of any good empathy apps?"

Rodin, the surfer.