Online Persona Philosopher Gifts

'You look exactly like your tweets.'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

"Just remember, kid...whether you post on Facebook, Twitter or YouTube...it's all show biz."

'What does the internet have against my people?'

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

The Thinker (with a laptop).

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

Digito Ergo Sum.

Information Macht Frei

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help the Google?"

"With all the AI and deep fake technology, I'm not even sure what's real anymore."

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

Psychology Clinic. Most potent example of solipsism I've ever seen --- he follows himself on Twitter.

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

'When I googled myself, and nothing came up, I began to question my own existence!'

"According to google, yahoo and bing, the meaning of life is 'more data space'."

'So much effort to meet me? Man, you just should have visited my website!'

Rodin, the surfer.

'I blog, therefore I am.'

Think/Don't Think

tbh 'tis better to have followed and been unfollowed than never to have followed at all lol #perspective.

"Do you know of any good empathy apps?"