Digital Age Anthropologist T-Shirts

"Mummy, what was it like before cell phones?"

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

A caveman paints from life

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Physician tending a mummy.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

Evolution Exam Results.

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Ruddy bloggers!

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

Slavery Reparations

Search for Rare Bitcoin

The Evolution Of Man.

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'