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"Would you like to insure that agaisnt fire?"

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

'Huh...I just got this sudden, uncontrollable urge to invent spoken language.'

A caveman paints from life

'It's official. The hunters have merged with the gatherers.'

'You can only believe half of what you read on a cave wall.'

10,000 years BC, Begging is discovered

Don't move, Oog, me swat

'He gets credit for inventing language, but he was just belching.'

'Are there still cannibals?'

'By standing upright, we free our hands for...creating civilization.'

Park Service: Men/Women/Hunter Gatherers

"Ignore him. We don't talk to the gatherers."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

Physician tending a mummy.

'Yes, all at once!'

Evolution Exam Results.

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Those Were The Days

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

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