Anthropology Fans T-Shirts

"Girls marry up. I need a homo sapiens."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

A caveman paints from life

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

Physician tending a mummy.

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Evolution Exam Results.

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Ruddy bloggers!

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

Slavery Reparations

The Evolution Of Man.

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

A trevor of trainspotters

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'